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Film making: Film sound

Who’s the fella or lady, but usually fella, in the corner, with his headphones on and fiddling with his knobs? That’s the sound recordist and without that person your film is going to be lacking one very important element – the dimension of sound, including all those lovely lines of dialogue, fridges, explosions, gun shots etc. There’s also another very important part of the sound team and that’s the boom operator. This person should never just be someone you know who can come in and hold the stick up in the air and wave it about in the general direction of the actors. A ‘boom operator’ is a highly skilled technician with bags of experience when it comes to where to point and position the mic. Working with the recordist they will know where to position themselves to get the best sound, how to follow actor’s movement, avoid creating lighting shadows and so on.

One of the key rules to getting good sound is to always move the microphone either closer or further away from the action rather than altering the sound levels on the machine. This keeps the background level more or less consistent.

Sound recording within a studio environment is obviously more controllable and less problematic. But what happens when you are outside? One of the secrets of good sound recording when you’re on location out in the wild countryside (or at least a bus ride away) is microphone selection and placement. Although the ideal ‘place’ for placement may often be difficult to achieve due to blocking and lighting issues and boom shadows, cramped spaces, odd background noises and so on. It’s a reality on a lot of shoots, that where the best spot is for the sound crew, is a little lower down the scale of priorities after camera position and actors.

Wherever you are shooting the sound recordist will monitor the sound for each take, indicating problem areas and lines, listening for over head aircraft, cars zooming by or crew members chatting (shut the f**k up!) outside by the coffee and doughnuts. They will also get as many ‘atmospheres’ as they can for each of the locations. These are recordings of the background noise of each location. These are invaluable for the soundtrack in the edit for joining and smoothing shots.

It is always a very good idea to include the sound team on any locations reccy’s that the production arrange. Often a sound recordist can highlight important issues that may create problems on the day for recording and waste valuable time.

Microphone types:

  1. Omnidirectional mics: These pick up sound from..you guessed it..every direction equally. They are occasionally used for radio mics.
  2. Uni-directional mics: This is usually a singer’s microphone on a stage. The microphone’s pick-up pattern ignores sound from behind it. It captures sound from one direction only.
  3. Cardioid: This mic has a heart shaped pick-up pattern hence the name. There are variations such as the Hyper-cardiod and the Super-cardiod which have very directional response fields. They are normally used in speech recording.
  4. Shotgun mic: A highly directional mic with great frontal pick-up and sensitivity that is good for dialogue capture whilst the recordist stays out of shot. A ‘Sennheiser 416’ is a classic example of the directional mic.
  5. Radio mics/Wireless mics: These are small microphones hidden in an actor’s clothing or pockets etc. You will usually see them in broadcast interview situations worn on jacket lapels. They have their own small battery pack which is usually worn at the back and tucked into a belt. Radio mics are very useful in certain situation when booming is impossible.

Sound tips.

If it’s a dark scene have the boom operator put some white camera tape at the end of the boom mic so that the camera operator can see it better.
Don’t shoot near airports.
If the actors are too noisy have them take their shoes off…but nothing else.
Don’t turn up to set naked otherwise you’ll get a reputation for being “That naked sound recordist?..You know, the crazy one that’s always naked.”

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Film jobs by ‘Disgruntled.’

This is Disgruntled’s guide to film jobs. This isn’t my opinion but that of a warped and bitter individual who has worked with too many a******s. Do you have the qualities to work on a movie set? Check out this guide to the roles of some of the film crew!

WARNING! Some readers may find the following film jobs and descriptions highly offensive.

Director
Crack fuelled egomaniac with distorted sense of their own talent and or small penis (if man), moustache (if woman). “Hey wake up buddy, you’re a ‘director’, for like, four weeks of the year, the rest of the time your unemployed and sitting on your ass!

Producer
Coke/booze fuelled egomaniac with distorted sense of their own importance – with one redeeming feature – access to money. If female, usually single because they’re such a pain in the ass…and fat and ugly.

D.P.
Gadget/monocle wielding perfectionist harbouring a secret desire to direct and a plastic gel fetish. Soon to be out of business due to technical advances and new cameras.

Gaffer
Barely breathing, older hairy-assed spark who’s now too lazy to move. Wears a thong with the excuse… “but it gets so hot in here.

Camera operator
Swaggers about like a rodeo rider on heat. Treats camera like prized stallion/sex object, always touching it, and shit. Masturbates over American cinematographer magazine. Avoid giving them a seat on the dolly or they’ll expect to be carried like Caesar or Cleopatra or Jabba. Believe themselves to be charismatic mavericks like Indiana Jones or James bond… which of course, they’re not.

Camera assistants
Ass-kissing, elitist fucks suffering from mental dwarfism.

Sparks
Promiscuous, coked up, hairy-assed with pot-bellies…and the men are just as bad.

Boom Operator
Guy with a stick, with what looks like some massive dildo stuck on the end. They shove it up their ass (without the fluffy bit, which is harder to clean) when they’re alone… which is a lot.

Sound recordist
Normally, a man-geek who is lacking social skill and/or sense of humour. A possible ‘Idiot Savant’. The are always one of the first to leave set as they only have some cables and a little box thingy.

First A.D
Directors evil helper who needs a whip to crack. When they ask “how lon?” the correct reply is either… “suck my dick!” or… “how long till what?..Till lunch/dinner/snacks?..Till you suck my dick?

Second/third A.D.’s
No-talent, ass-kissers with no redeeming features who squawk “ooo, look at me, I work in films.” They will point a lot and order you around, telling you to “line up over there!” If you are a supporting artist, the correct reply to this is… “Eat me, you line up over there, bend over and get f****d in the ass!

Production coordinators
Anal obsessive list-makers and over ambitious P.A.s. who complain, “But don’t you have your movement order/schedule/some stupid form?” You say… “There was no paper in the honey wagon so I wiped my ass on it.”

Supporting artist
You are sub-humans not be looked directly by any other member of the crew and cast. They will avoid all efforts on your part to chat, bond, obtain sympathy for your plight. You may think, “I’m an actor!” but like… so what?

Actors
Narcissistic bags of wind, who’ve never worked a day in their lives… “What’s your motivation? A boot up your f*****g ass if you don’t start hitting the god-damn marks, mother*****r!”

Make-up
Overpaid face-painters only taken seriously by children and desperate mums. The females are cock-teasers, and the men…they’re cock-teasers too.

Runners
Who?

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